In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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