420 ftw
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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