All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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