I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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