Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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