home. puking in laundry basket.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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