I'm really into asian looking animals
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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