I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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