dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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