Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Farmville is her only friend.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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