We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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