you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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