i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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