That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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