I wish I could punch you in the face.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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