dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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