There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
do nipples grow back?
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