people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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