Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
