absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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