Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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