Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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