so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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