I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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