in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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