Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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