Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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