It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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