so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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