Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
