I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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