I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Pooping to opera.
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