well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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