FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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