i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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