38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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