You're completely useless in the revolution.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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