I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
