ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm at about main and main street
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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