You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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