Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
how drunk are you?
Several
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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