so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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