So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
