IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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