So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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