Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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