I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
