hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
