sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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