HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Vodka?
Forever.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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