At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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