He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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