To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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