You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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