I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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