You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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